I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?”

Me: “John”

Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright?

How many legs does that chicken have.”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”

Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?”

Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”

Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”