A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.

As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants.

“Here, try these on,” he says.

“What? Why?” she says.

“Just put them on,” he insists.

“They’re way too big,” she says. “I can’t wear those.”

“That’s right,” he says. “I wear the pants in this marriage. Don’t you forget it.”

“Got it,” she says, slipping off her panties and handing them to him. “Here, try these on.”

He holds them up and sees how tiny they are.

“Are you kidding?” he says. “I can’t get into your panties!”

“That’s right. And that’s the way it’s going to stay until your attitude changes.”