A man takes his wife to get tested
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your…
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A man’s wife accuses him of “testiculating”
“What the hell is testiculating?” the man asks. Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, “It’s when a man is talking bollocks!” The man considers this for a moment.”Tell me…
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits…
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This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out…
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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you…
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HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE.
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon ‘quickie’ with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar…
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it…
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it’s going by. As he gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Impeccable timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank…
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A man has been drinking alone all day at a bar and checks his clock
“1:30am, fuck. I need to go home now or my wife’s going to rip my balls off”, thinks to himself. But as he’s trying to get up, he falls awkwardly…
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An American, a German, and a Chinese got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia
So for the terrible crime, they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It is my first wife’s…
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