Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young…
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…
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Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt…
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A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies. The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but…
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A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,
and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first…
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The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it…
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How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?” “Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with…
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A mathematics professor noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked
The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a…
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A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills
One of them says “We gotta get rid of these things. We’ll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They’re so dumb they won’t know a thing.” So…
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Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.
It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you…
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