A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What…
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Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The…
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There was an old man who lived by a forest.
As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting….
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A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed.
“Very well, my child,” says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, “Tell me about your sins.” “Well, Father,” says the guy, “On Monday, I was…
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I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”
Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black…
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There was an old man who lived by a forest.
As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting….
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A fourth-generation prostitute goes home to her great-grandmother’s house for a family dinner… (funny jokes)
She begins complaining to her family about work. “Geeze! Men these days complain about paying $50 for a blowjob! It’s hard work! I earn that money!” Mom, who was a hooker in…
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A woman had a 100 children.
She didn’t have the creativity to give them unique names so she named each of them a number from 1-100. The first child was named ‘One’, second was named ‘Two’…
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So was at a bar last night (funny jokes)
And saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, “Caution, I’m a maneater”. I walked up to the girl and timidly said, “Excuse me, Miss…about your shirt.” She interrupted…
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