A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed.
“Very well, my child,” says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, “Tell me about your sins.” “Well, Father,” says the guy, “On Monday, I was…
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A wife sent a message to her husband..
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband: Who is Priscilla?…
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A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.
The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Tommy replied, “Well, then just give…
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A woman driving along at speed
She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the…
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A woman dies and finds herself at the gates to haven.
When she gets there, she is confused as she saw how many others are standing and sitting outside, cracking eggs, mixing batter, and baking something. She turns around and sees…
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A rapist and con artist get caught by the sheriff in a small town.
The town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners so the sheriff gets an idea. He decides he’ll charge money to let the town’s people punish the crooks…
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Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce
You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on…
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Kung Fu
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers… “My dear pupil, have you…
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