I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.
I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in…
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp
Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross… “Something for this I have.” Yoda…
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