I went to see the doctor today and he said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?” He said, “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.” Credit : reddit u/giz-a-kiss
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Man gets on a bus and sits next to a mother with child…
The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, “You better take to the milk, or I’ll give it to…
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Husband: I have cheated once
Husband: I have cheated once Wife: me too. Husband: 1st of Apriii…. Wife: 18th of June Credit : Reddit
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A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. That night, the husband arrives home and sees…
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