Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute,…
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A man is in court.
The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?” “Guilty”, said the man in…
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A young couple dies on their way to their wedding
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter…
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband…
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN…
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Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English.
Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it’s the Pope’s…
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An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don’t belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: “I will…
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The Canadian
A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it…
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A rich man died and left $2 million each to a rabbi, a priest, and an imam
He stipulated in his will that half the money must be buried with him in the grave. At his funeral, the priest gets up, gives a short speech, and tosses…
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A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that…
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A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. “So,…
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