The mafia bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in…
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An Irishman buys a chainsaw…
Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy…
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A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer…
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Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The young…
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a…
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Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning. Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt…
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A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies. The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but…
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A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,
and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first…
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The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it…
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How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?” “Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with…
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