A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said “I want to be a movie star.”
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, “What’s your name?” The guy said, “My name is Penis van Lesbian.” The agent said,…
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A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl.
She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: – Believe me, darling, this is just a misunderstanding. I was driving home, and saw this young lady trying…
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A Gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork and was burned out.
Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended…
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A 95 year old man and his 94 year old wife see a lawyer about a divorce.
The lawyer asks them when they got married. “I was 19” says the man. “That means you’ve been married for 75 years at least” the lawyer points out “Yes. And…
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Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since….
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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.” Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish…
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Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip…
Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm are on a road trip, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”…
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There were two white Christiaan men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert.
Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust…
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together
It’s Einstein’s turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides. Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on…
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A man is obsessed with trains.
A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people… At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and…
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