How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks “How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?” “Well,” says the director, “We fill up a bath with…
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Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.
It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you…
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Just a friendly reminder to show respect to Ramadan
Yes, yes. I know we all like to have a good laugh about certain things. But Ramadan is a very important and sacred time for Muslims. And as a non-Muslim,…
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3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven
The angel at the gate asks the first man “how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “10 times” the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to…
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Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The…
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An atheist goes to heaven
Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God. “Why am I here? I am an atheist.” “That does not matter, all good people end up here.”…
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My wife is an economist and I am an engineer.
I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said…
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Ireland Declares War on France
The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland….
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