A married man went into the confessional
He said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” The man said, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed…
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Gym locker room conversation
Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone…
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A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach.
She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it. There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can…
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I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn’t expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was…
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