A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. “Here, try these on,” he says. “What? Why?” she says. “Just put them on,” he insists. “They’re…
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The troubles of foreigners in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. “This is an outrage,” he complained. “The faucet marked ‘C’ gave me boiling water.”…
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Jack, a renown atheist, dies and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he’s greeted by Satan himself.
Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: “Welp, I’ve been wrong all my life and I guess I’m now to pay the price for my lack of faith”…
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A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 16 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work…
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A man with hearing problems crashed his car into an expensive car,
The owner of the expensive car walks out of his house and says “give me 10.000 dollars or I’ll beat the hell out of you!!” The man replies “Woah woah…
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A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.
‘Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit…
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were in a hotel for a convention. Then, in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, a fire breaks out in…
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I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license…
and all just because of a stupid police officer… The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you…
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what…
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The Queen’s breasts
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his…
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