If you like lawyer jokes, here are some of the best recorded interactions that have happened in actual courts or trials
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name…
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I encountered a milf at a bar last night
although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time then, she asked me flirtatiously “have you…
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I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my life until…
I swiped right on a blind date, a profile picture. She asked me to pick her up, so i did, but I wasn’t expecting much. I went up to the…
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance!” screams the husband. “It’s…
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Moshe wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to…
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A girl tells her mother after school
‘Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters! ‘Well done darling’ the girl’s mother replies….
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A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend…
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A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening… suddenly, the Devil himself pops up in front of him
and whispers, “Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put them on the number 27!” The man is first shocked, then becomes curious, and quickly…
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An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An…
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A guy asked a girl in a university library:
A guy asked a girl in a university library:“Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice:“I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH…
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