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<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n\u201cI can\u2019t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age\u201d he says to the doc.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?”.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, \u201cwhat a perfect opportunity to test her hearing\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n No answer. He moves closer.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Still no answer. He moves even closer.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d Still his wife doesn\u2019t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cFOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME WE\u2019RE HAVING CHICKEN\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still his wife doesn\u2019t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n