{"id":3124,"date":"2022-01-29T06:28:54","date_gmt":"2022-01-29T06:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3124"},"modified":"2022-01-29T07:02:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T07:02:00","slug":"upon-arriving-home-a-husband-was-met-at-the-door-by-his-sobbing-wife-tearfully-she-explained-its-the-pharmacist-he-insulted-me-terribly-this-morning-on-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/upon-arriving-home-a-husband-was-met-at-the-door-by-his-sobbing-wife-tearfully-she-explained-its-the-pharmacist-he-insulted-me-terribly-this-morning-on-the-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"Upon Arriving Home, A Husband Was Met At The Door By His Sobbing Wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it\u2026 This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bunch of perfume bottles on it\u2026all of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer\u2026and, honest mister, all I did was tell her!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3132,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,30,34,15],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3124"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3124\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}