{"id":3126,"date":"2022-01-29T06:29:43","date_gmt":"2022-01-29T06:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3126"},"modified":"2022-01-29T07:02:36","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T07:02:36","slug":"a-soldier-ran-up-to-a-nun-out-of-breath-he-asked-please-may-i-hide-under-your-skirt-ill-explain-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-soldier-ran-up-to-a-nun-out-of-breath-he-asked-please-may-i-hide-under-your-skirt-ill-explain-later\/","title":{"rendered":"A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt. I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The nun agreed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, \u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don\u2019t want to go to Iraq.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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