{"id":3283,"date":"2022-11-11T07:41:23","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2022-11-11T07:42:08","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T07:42:08","slug":"the-mafia-bookkeeper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-mafia-bookkeeper\/","title":{"rendered":"The mafia bookkeeper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Godfather tells the lawyer,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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