Finish These Jokes And We’ll Tell You What Kind Of Mom You Are!
198e3c3073001efcba78
e199566 Finish These Jokes And We’ll Tell You What Kind Of Mom You Are! Finish These Jokes And We’ll Tell You What Kind Of Mom You Are! How you choose to finish these 10 jokes will reveal just what kind of mom you really are. The answers may even surprise you! Take this quiz discover the type of mom you are right now!

What did the guy with amnesia say at the bar?

What did the guy with amnesia say at the bar?
  • So, do I come here often?
  • Do we know each other?
  • So, you come here often?
  • How many have I had?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
  • Porcupines don't kiss!
  • Ouch!
  • Zing!
  • Yikes!
  • They're too busy pulling needles out to kiss

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
  • So they can go in one end and out the other
  • If they had four they'd be chicken sedans!
  • They don't have two doors.
  • So the chicken can go through to cross the road.

Why do bees have sticky heads?

Why do bees have sticky heads?
  • From eating so much honey!
  • They brush their hair with honeycombs!
  • They sleep on honey pillows.
  • Do bees have sticky heads?

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

Why did the chicken hold a seance?
  • To get to the other side
  • To talk to the other side
  • To cross the other side of the road
  • To play with matches

Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?

Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween?
  • It dampens their spirits
  • They don't like soggy candy
  • They'll melt
  • Their spirits are dampened

Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
  • Because hew as very thirsty
  • Because he was a little horse
  • Because he was a little horsey
  • Because he asked for it politely
  • Because he had too much water

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?
  • Blow really hard
  • Put a wiggle in it
  • Tissues can't dance silly!
  • Put a little boogie in it!
  • His eyes would pop out of his head

Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds?

Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds?
  • Teddy bears can't eat
  • He'd already had too much
  • He was stuffed

What time did the man go to the dentist?

What time did the man go to the dentist?
  • On his lunch break
  • After work
  • Tooth hurt-y